In this post we rip on this picture of Natalie Portman from Black Swan.
- Man that is one weird looking swan. I wonder if it has night vision.
- How much weed did that swan smoke. - That swan has a serious case of pink eye.
- Looks like a white swan to me. Why white swans always trying to be black swans.
- Is that a swan or a gay dude?
- Why can black swans travel faster than other swans cross country? They take the red eye.
- Why did the black swan kill herself? Because she was a crazy bitch.
- What did the black swan want to be when she grew up? Pregnant!
- How do you know if a swan has a drinking problem, it looks this hungover.
- What does a black swan want more than anything in the world? VISINE The movie was actually pretty good. Watch it if you are hungover. Hangover School out.